the moon be like: mom this isn’t a phase this is who i really am!!111



no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless


i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

i thought of you, while in the shower

and i thought of how nice it’d be

to have your things among my things

along the bathtub’s edge

and i imagined myself running out of soap

and using yours

and wearing you to work, and the grocery store

and i imagined that night, laying down beside you

and smelling your neck

and finding out where all my soap had gone


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004


Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone


Me when I’m the next one to present in class